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blackbeardskneebrace:

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free conversation ender for people who continue to willfully misunderstand source material and start inane arguments about it

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fenris-returns:

bloodied-wolf:

Black coffee enjoyers fighting the longest war known to man

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had-just-ten-hours-training:

Doctor Who soon I’m sure

leolaroot:

leolaroot:

time of year i remind every cane user to get an ice pick so you dont fall and die

almost biffed it in a fucking parking lot so time for me to repeat this. if you are a cane user in the northern hemisphere its time to get an ice spike coming in the mail BEFORE the ice forms.

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icantletmystudentsfindme:

a-lonelier-version-of-you:

inthefallofasparrow:

I forgot DW was an ardvark and I though she was just getting roasted

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draculas-tits:

deanwinchesterapologist:

They should invent a career path that isn’t soooooooo scary

they should invent a culture that isn’t soooooooo career-oriented

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shaunofthedead:

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thickness-protection-program:

holleywoodsigns:

were-ralph:

begin the yassification

Uh oh too much slay!

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soysaucecas:

ALT

so you know how the first use of mansplain was on a spn livejournal comment

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iwilleatyourenglish:

rebootblogs:

iwilleatyourenglish:

hey um

who did this

All words are made up words, dictionaries are simply snapshots of current lanuage.

i never said anything about it not being a real word. i am asking who put a cheesy calzone cross section on Wikipedia and called it a pizzussy.

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needsmoreexplosions:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

thesexiestselkie:

beartnie:

Buddy I don’t know how to tell you this but:

1. Preschoolers don’t own apartments by themselves

2. Bert has a TWIN BROTHER with a CHILD

3. Take it up with the official German version of the show. They’ve done it way more than I ever have.

Am I high is this a real post I’m seeing

#okay but to be fair elmo is three years old and clearly lives alone so idk#maybe some people think all of the sesame street characters are preschoolers#they’re very obviously gay tho like there’s no doubt about that

Social services have utterly failed Elmo

Elmo has parents but Elmo also has his own pocket dimension in between worlds drawn entirely in crayon.

only-cat-memes:

Yourdailydoseofcatmemes

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calidotgov:

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Oh, woe is me!  To be transformed, transmogrified, shapeshifted, bewitched, and bemoaned!  To be naught but a gourd!

ectojammer:

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goosegoblin:

flyin-shark:

felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don’t fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

he understands the website your honour

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