free conversation ender for people who continue to willfully misunderstand source material and start inane arguments about it
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Stephanie/27/f/she-they/personal blog.
free conversation ender for people who continue to willfully misunderstand source material and start inane arguments about it
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Black coffee enjoyers fighting the longest war known to man
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time of year i remind every cane user to get an ice pick so you dont fall and die
almost biffed it in a fucking parking lot so time for me to repeat this. if you are a cane user in the northern hemisphere its time to get an ice spike coming in the mail BEFORE the ice forms.
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I forgot DW was an ardvark and I though she was just getting roasted
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They should invent a career path that isn’t soooooooo scary
they should invent a culture that isn’t soooooooo career-oriented
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so you know how the first use of mansplain was on a spn livejournal comment
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hey um
who did this
All words are made up words, dictionaries are simply snapshots of current lanuage.
i never said anything about it not being a real word. i am asking who put a cheesy calzone cross section on Wikipedia and called it a pizzussy.
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please stop drawing ernie and bert kissing and shit they’re literally preschoolers. it’s creepy and weird.
Buddy I don’t know how to tell you this but:
1. Preschoolers don’t own apartments by themselves
2. Bert has a TWIN BROTHER with a CHILD
3. Take it up with the official German version of the show. They’ve done it way more than I ever have.
Am I high is this a real post I’m seeing
#okay but to be fair elmo is three years old and clearly lives alone so idk#maybe some people think all of the sesame street characters are preschoolers#they’re very obviously gay tho like there’s no doubt about that
Social services have utterly failed Elmo
Elmo has parents but Elmo also has his own pocket dimension in between worlds drawn entirely in crayon.
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I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks
Just don’t fly too close to the sun.
Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant
he understands the website your honour
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