genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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fallontonight:

bluedogeyes:

Dwayne Johnson visited Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show

Everyone has to get a ’90s Dwayne Johnson action figure

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rena-of-pern:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts

Note to self, dont startle a vulture

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partymanyeah:

unimpressedcats:

I am a tooth 

you having a catvity friend hahaha

partymanyeah:

unimpressedcats:

I am a tooth 

you having a catvity friend hahaha

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shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

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autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

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thinksquad:

A Democratic Missouri state senator representing parts of Ferguson who tweeted multiple times “fuck you,” at Missouri Gov. Jay Nixon defended her choice of words on Fox News Monday saying she did so because she was tear-gassed for three days.

“The reason why I used profane language is because he has allowed us to get tear-gassed for three days,” Sen. Maria Chappelle-Nadal said. “I am one of his senators in his party and he was at the state fair enjoying a country concert while we were getting teargassed and shot at. And yes, anyone who’s going to get teargassed deserves to say a few ‘F’ bombs here and there.”

“I represent my constituents, not Gov. Nixon,” the senator said. “He has been absent from the minority community his entire career and only comes before us when it is politically expedient for him. Or when he’s running for office, and because he has been outside of this community…let me tell you this, and this is important for your audience to know. He has still yet to come to ground zero. Yet to come to ground zero. He’s been in Florissant, he’s been in Normandy, but he has not spoken to the victims of the crisis we are dealing with and that is why I have called him a coward.”

http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/missouri-state-senator-says-she-tweeted-fck-you-at-governor#32tdaru

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pokemoniall:

this man is probably so ashamed that 50 years later he is in the same spot again

pokemoniall:

this man is probably so ashamed that 50 years later he is in the same spot again

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iwriteaboutfeminism:

Some tension as police clear parking lots, but eased by protest leaders. Tuesday night, August 19th.

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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